i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
I was walking through this neighborhood and this fucking asshole rock scared the shit out of me I swear to god
just the sound of a fray song makes me sad like how is this possible???
my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
"Hey can I see your phone?"
“Yeah one sec…”
I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog